Here are some things about me that will allow you to connect with me on a personal level, establishing empathy and a higher level of satisfaction from my various activities.

My name is Chris Graham, but the internet calls me somestrangeflea, except people who I talk to regularly, who call me Flea. People I know in real life call me Chris, or Flea, depending on when they happened to weasel their way into my life.

I am from Northern Ireland, which is a small town in England. It's okay, but it appears to have one of the lowest concentrations of internet-dwelling folks in the world. Research indicates that I am the only Northern Irish person on the internet. There are a few in Scotland and a few in "proper" Ireland, which is pretty much as close as I'm going to get really. If you, or anyone you know who is you, lives in Northern Ireland and also on the internet, please send me a text message, so I can send you my phone number.

So, what do I actually do? Well, basically, I make shit for the internet. I try hard to make shit that people would actually find entertaining, if only for a few seconds. Do I succeed? Possibly! That is for you to decide!

Woo.

• Twitter - @somestrangeflea
• Formspring - somestrangeflea

Basically, any method which is easy for me to ignore is fine.